Archive April 2011

Mutiny of the mouth 1

Dear Bradshaw,

Francesca has been giving me a revolting liquid to swallow before bed. I have to clamp my nostrils shut and think about strawberries and ice cream before I gulp it down, and even then I almost barf it up. She calls it “natural medicine” and claims I’ll be faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive if I drink it every day for the rest of my life. It’ll add years to my life, she says. (In which direction, I wonder.) Meanwhile, if it adds years to life, I wonder why everyone doesn’t drink it? continue reading »

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