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See my thumb? Gee you’re dumb. 0

Dear Bradshaw,

            April Fool’s, partner!  Wait a minute. What’d you say? I’m a fool? Is that what you’re insinuating? Did you just spit in my face? I’d say you practically poked me in the eye, pal. Who do you think you are calling me, me! a fool? Here I am writing you religiously like a priest or a rabbi or a rocket and you call me a fool.

            Oh well, on to something else… I have this strange habit where I fart and hiccup at the same time. It’s weird, especially when I also cough and sneeze while it’s happening. You ever see anybody do that? Say, for example, when you’re in anger management or church or scrubbing the floor with your toothbrush, have you ever seen anybody fart, hiccup, cough and sneeze at the same time? Well, it happens to me.

            April Fool’s, April Fool’s, April Fool’s. They say that if you read April Fool’s three times in a row, you’re a fool. Ha! How’s that? Roles reversed! Now you, bub, are the fool. I just spit in your face. I poked you in the eye. Who do I think I am calling you, you! a fool? Here I am writing you religiously like a priest or a rabbi or a rocket and I call you a fool.

            Well, that’s that, I’m going to give this goose the gut. I’m going to stick this stone in the street. I’m going to take this train to the track. See my thumb? Gee you’re dumb. See my pinky? Gee you’re stinky.

            April Fool’s, fool!

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